Wichita Falls

YOU MIGHT BE A TEXAN IF.... 1. You can properly pronounce Corsicana, Palestine, Decatur, Wichita Falls, Mexia, Waco, Beaumont, Pflugerville, Kerrville, Boerne, New Braunfels, Amarillo, Pedernales and Leakey!! 2. Your manners include: "Please", "Thank You", "Excuse me", "Ma'am" & "Sir" & you wanna punch those who don't use them. 3. A tornado warning siren is your signal to put the stuff out in the yard you wanna get rid of. 4. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway. 5. You’ve ever had to switch from “heat” to “A/C”, TWICE in the same day. 6. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade. 7. Stores don’t have bags, they have sacks. 8. You see people wear bib overalls at funerals, with the utmost respect! 9. You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent. 10. You measure distance in minutes or hours. 11. You hear & use the term "f…